RIDGEON. Yach! Thats what makes the medical student the most disgusting figure in modern civilization. No veneration, no manners—no—
SIR PATRICK. They all put up with me, these young chaps, because I’m an old man, a real old man, not like you. You’re only beginning to give yourself the airs of age. Did you ever see a boy cultivating a moustache? Well, a middle-aged doctor cultivating a grey head is much the same sort of spectacle.
RIDGEON. Good Lord! yes: I suppose so. And I thought that the days of my vanity were past. Tell me at what age does a man leave off being a fool?
Theres nothing wrong with your spine; and theres nothing wrong with your heart; but theres something wrong with your common sense. Youre not going to die; but you may be going to make a fool of yourself. So be careful.
He radiates an enormous self-satisfaction, cheering, reassuring, healing by the mere incompatibility of disease or anxiety with his welcome presence. Even broken bones, it is said, have been known to unite at the sound of his voice: he is a born healer, as independent of mere treatment and skill as any Christian scientist.
The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor. Yes, by George: its like a bald-headed man trying to sell a hair restorer. Thank God I’m a surgeon!
Theres nothing in your point: phagocytosis is pure rot: the cases are all blood-poisoning; and the knife is the real remedy.
Walpole has no intellect. A mere surgeon. Wonderful operator; but, after all, what is operating? Only manual labor.
RIDGEON. We’re not a profession: we’re a conspiracy.
SIR PATRICK. All professions are conspiracies against the laity
There are two things that can be wrong with any man. One of them is a cheque. The other is a woman. Until you know that a man’s sound on these two points, you know nothing about him.
Its not an easy case to judge, is it? Blenkinsop’s an honest decent man; but is he any use? Dubedat’s a rotten blackguard; but he’s a genuine source of pretty and pleasant and good things.
The world isnt going to be made simple for you, my lad: you must take it as it is. Youve to hold the scales between Blenkinsop and Dubedat. Hold them fairly. And youll take out of Dubedat’s scale all the faith he has destroyed and the honor he has lost, and youll put into Blenkinsop’s scale all the faith he has justified and the honor he has created.
Well, sometimes a man knows best; and sometimes he knows worst. Youd much better cure them both.
-It’s easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
-When you live in an age that runs to pictures and statues and plays and brass bands because its men and women are not good enough to comfort its poor aching soul, you should thank Providence that you belong to a profession which is a high and great profession because its business is to heal and mend men and women.
LOUIS. You mean youd want the money back again. RIDGEON. I presume people sometimes have that in view when they lend money.
Why dont you learn to think, instead of bleating and bashing like a lot of sheep when you come up against anything youre not accustomed to?
you were smelling out a scandal instead of keeping your mind clean and wholesome. I can just play with people like you.
It’s always the way with the inartistic professions: when theyre beaten in argument they fall back on intimidation.
I don’t believe in morality. I’m a disciple of Bernard Shaw.
I’m going to live as part of you and not as my troublesome self.
Ive been threatened and blackmailed and insulted and starved. But Ive played the game. Ive fought the good fight. And now it’s all over, theres an indescribable peace.
I said the other day that the most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor. I was wrong. The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not also a man of honor.
there are doctors who are naturally cruel; and there are others who get used to cruelty and are callous about it. They blind themselves to the souls of animals; and that blinds them to the souls of men and women.
Thou shalt not kill, but needst not strive Officiously to keep alive.
like all secrets: it will not keep itself. The buried truth germinates and breaks through to the light.
you are clever enough to puzzle me, but not to shake me
Movie – 1958 – Leslie Caron, Dirk Bogarde, Alastair Sim
Book – 1906 – Bernard Shaw
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